Fathers Day is just over a week away. Are you having trouble figuring out what to get him? Is a tie out of the question because his tie rack collapsed under the weight of previous years' gifts? Did you use the Dunkin Donuts gift certificates you bought him on yourself?
Well, not to worry. Nothing says "Dad, I love you" like the gift of horror (and I'm not talking about the condition you left the back seat of the family car in after that last ill-advised road trip to see the biggest ball of yarn west of the Mississippi). I'm talking about a horror novel from Burning Willow Press. There are scores of books from dozens of great writers to choose from, including my own post-apocalyptic saga Hell Gate.
And the best part, he doesn't have to put it together and spend the day swearing. It's the perfect gift.