Day 8 of the 2017 Summer Indie Book Awards:
“Doc theorizes that the Nachzehrer are humans condemned to Hell for their sins, so he thinks that’s probably what happened to Lucifer and Lilith.”
“What type of sin can a dog commit?”
“I don’t know. Maybe chasing Jesus’ cat or shitting on God’s front lawn.”
How can you not vote for dialogue like that?
“Doc theorizes that the Nachzehrer are humans condemned to Hell for their sins, so he thinks that’s probably what happened to Lucifer and Lilith.”
“What type of sin can a dog commit?”
“I don’t know. Maybe chasing Jesus’ cat or shitting on God’s front lawn.”
How can you not vote for dialogue like that?
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